tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56182022642709743032012-02-16T06:24:00.331-08:00I'M ASKING VERY NICELY, THANKS.placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618202264270974303.post-52808899685619432792009-01-11T13:12:00.001-08:002009-01-11T13:12:58.884-08:00This blog now makes me look like an enormous idiot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5618202264270974303-5280889968561943279?l=pleasefireandyreid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618202264270974303.post-21296303518036021142008-11-24T20:24:00.000-08:002008-11-24T20:26:38.563-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSt-AsTEKEI/AAAAAAAAACk/UJEmCUa6eWI/s1600-h/mcnabb-and-reid-watching-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 197px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSt-AsTEKEI/AAAAAAAAACk/UJEmCUa6eWI/s400/mcnabb-and-reid-watching-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272446339123521602" /></a>Hat tip to <a href="http://loljocks.blogspot.com/2008/11/donovan-mcnabb-wasnt-even-aware-that-he.html">Grimey</a>, LOLjock master and commander.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5618202264270974303-2129630351803602114?l=pleasefireandyreid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618202264270974303.post-28207167989601565732008-11-24T11:20:00.001-08:002008-11-24T12:02:27.844-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSr_uVq1D7I/AAAAAAAAACc/N_IHBy-axNY/s1600-h/mcnabb-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSr_uVq1D7I/AAAAAAAAACc/N_IHBy-axNY/s400/mcnabb-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272307485346434994" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck is Desean doing out there on defense? Shit, is Westbrook playing safety? Coach, just because the defense is a little off their game don't mean you gotta go bench them like that!</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hold on! That's - that's an offensive formation! Coach, why am I not in the game? I'm benched? What the fuck you mean they still play when I'm not in the game?</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">What the hell is Kolb doing out there? This ain't preseason, white boy! Is Limbaugh behind this?</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">[Kolb throws interception]</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Oh, that's a nice </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">white</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> interception. ARE BLACK INTERCEPTIONS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! This is some bullshit. </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">[Kolb throws interception that is returned for a 108-yard touchdown]</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(quiet gasp)</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> Hollllllleeeeee sheeeeit. That was a nice interception. I mean, I've thrown some nice ones in my day, but dayyyyuuumm. White boy's got skillz.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Maybe I was a little harsh. It was wrong of me to assume this was because of race. MLK had it right, man. I have a dream too! That someday quarterbacks will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their interceptions!</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">My fumbles are still better.</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5618202264270974303-2820716798960156573?l=pleasefireandyreid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618202264270974303.post-55146316256654929122008-11-17T13:51:00.000-08:002008-11-17T14:50:10.870-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSHx8klTdPI/AAAAAAAAACU/Bdqa6aV0zPE/s1600-h/mcnabbclueless.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSHx8klTdPI/AAAAAAAAACU/Bdqa6aV0zPE/s400/mcnabbclueless.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269759061914776818" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Other things that <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Donovan-McNabb-didn-t-know-that-NFL-games-could-?urn=nfl,122568">Donovan McNabb doesn't know</a>:</span><div><br /></div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Incompletion ≠ 1 point</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">5 yard out routes are not the only passes he can throw down late in the 4th quarter</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tie-what-do-you-mean-we-tie-no-one-told-me.html">Clock doesn't stop when he gets a first down</a></span></li></ul><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSHnqtz8qII/AAAAAAAAACE/HkUomqQHC54/s1600-h/mcnabblol.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSHnqtz8qII/AAAAAAAAACE/HkUomqQHC54/s400/mcnabblol.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269747760038193282" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; ">He is allowed to give to that <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/brianwestbrook/profile?id=WES537220">short fellow who is much, much better than him</a> more then 15 times per game</span><br /></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Andy Reid has no idea what to do for the two minute drill either</span></li></ul><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Georgia;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSHuauHObgI/AAAAAAAAACM/WzmZkjk1VOM/s400/I+C+B+I+N+B.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269755181822537218" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 308px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-family:'courier new';font-size:small;">Note: Not actually butter</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:'courier new';font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">It's not a moon, it's a space station</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_football">Touchbacks are not worth 3 points, but this probably where you'll be playing in 5 years</a><br /></span></li></ul></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5618202264270974303-5514631625665492912?l=pleasefireandyreid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5618202264270974303.post-2949273587506789312008-11-16T16:38:00.000-08:002008-11-16T16:42:04.662-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSC9mv_-BXI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ikpfd8BGUsA/s1600-h/lolcat7281828.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BtmEfbJ1vrw/SSC9mv_-BXI/AAAAAAAAAB8/ikpfd8BGUsA/s400/lolcat7281828.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269420037440931186" /></a><div style="text-align: left;">Dear Andy Reid:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Give it to Westbrook.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Yours in Christ,</div><div style="text-align: left;">placekickerholder</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5618202264270974303-294927358750678931?l=pleasefireandyreid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>placekickerholderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07671083861425108704noreply@blogger.com1