Apologies

This blog now makes me look like an enormous idiot.

Hat tip to Grimey, LOLjock master and commander.

Oh, that's a nice white interception

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck is Desean doing out there on defense? Shit, is Westbrook playing safety? Coach, just because the defense is a little off their game don't mean you gotta go bench them like that!

Hold on! That's - that's an offensive formation! Coach, why am I not in the game? I'm benched? What the fuck you mean they still play when I'm not in the game?

What the hell is Kolb doing out there? This ain't preseason, white boy! Is Limbaugh behind this?

[Kolb throws interception]

Oh, that's a nice white interception. ARE BLACK INTERCEPTIONS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! This is some bullshit.

[Kolb throws interception that is returned for a 108-yard touchdown]

(quiet gasp) Hollllllleeeeee sheeeeit. That was a nice interception. I mean, I've thrown some nice ones in my day, but dayyyyuuumm. White boy's got skillz.

Maybe I was a little harsh. It was wrong of me to assume this was because of race. MLK had it right, man. I have a dream too! That someday quarterbacks will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their interceptions!

My fumbles are still better.

Please, Andy Reid, tell Donovan about ties

Other things that Donovan McNabb doesn't know:

• Incompletion ≠ 1 point
• 5 yard out routes are not the only passes he can throw down late in the 4th quarter
• Clock doesn't stop when he gets a first down

• He is allowed to give to that short fellow who is much, much better than him more then 15 times per game
  
• Andy Reid has no idea what to do for the two minute drill either

Note: Not actually butter

• It's not a moon, it's a space station
• Touchbacks are not worth 3 points, but this probably where you'll be playing in 5 years
  

GAH!

Dear Andy Reid:

Give it to Westbrook.

Yours in Christ,

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