- Incompletion ≠ 1 point
- 5 yard out routes are not the only passes he can throw down late in the 4th quarter
- Clock doesn't stop when he gets a first down
- He is allowed to give to that short fellow who is much, much better than him more then 15 times per game
- Andy Reid has no idea what to do for the two minute drill either
Note: Not actually butter
- It's not a moon, it's a space station
- Touchbacks are not worth 3 points, but this probably where you'll be playing in 5 years
